Q: What did the young ghost give his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A booquet of flowers.
Q: What sort of violin does a ghost play? A Dreadivarius.
Q: Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.
