IN the spirit of the New Year, I undertook the Go To Quiz on the internet which promised to tell my future. What harm can it do at my age?

The result came with a Crazy-O calculator (and no, I don’t know what it means) that claimed it was 86% correct. And what did it say?

“You will live in a house or an apartment and act normal.

“But actually you will get drunk a lot and have big parties with beer. You will have other crazy friends and you won’t be so smart. You will get married, get divorced, and then be gay.”

For goodness sake, don’t tell the wife.