FOUR blokes see a sign outside a London pub that says: “All drinks 10p.”

They go in and order a pint each and the landlord serves them with a smile and charges them just 10p each.

“That’s amazing,” one says. “How can you afford to sell beer this cheap?”

“Last year I won £40 million on the Euro Lottery and opened this place,” he said. “Every drink costs 10p.”

The four blokes drink up and order four more and pay another 40p. One says to the landlord: “I can’t help noticing the six blokes at the end of the bar. They haven’t ordered anything since we’ve been in.”

“Ah,” says the landlord. “They’re from Yorkshire. They’re waiting for Happy Hour.”