More silly, but clever, puns:

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

She was only a whisky maker’s daughter but he loved her still.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France could result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race: they ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall: the police are looking into it.

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris you’d be in Seine.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall; one turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’

Finally, did you hear about the chap who sent ten puns to friends in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.