IMPORTANT questions often asked during pregnancy:
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and is so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labour?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: Does pregnancy cause haemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.