YOU know you are living in 2011 when:

You accidentally enter your PIN number in the microwave.

You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You email the person who works at the desk next to you.

You pull in outside your house and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry the groceries.

Leaving home without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around and go back to get it. You get up in the morning and go online before getting a cup of tea.