ANOTHER batch of superior puns has been sent to me by a reader. They may make you groan, but they will also make you smile.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted – Taint yours and taint mine.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.