EVER played the name game?
This where you marry one well known person to another, either celebrity or from fiction, and come up with a strange combination name.
For instance, if Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
Here are some others I found on the internet:
If Olivia Newton-John married American comedy star Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
If actress Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
This next one takes some visualising.
Nog, who is Quark's brother on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license (are you with me so far?). If he married Howard Hughes and then Dan Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
And finally, if actor and rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
Does anyone have any more?