REMEMBER Kirsty of ‘Dirty Windows’, Berry Brow?

She’s the one who gave a fiver to a guy walking past with a squeezy liquid bottle thinking he was a window cleaner.

She told him to go to her neighbour as well, where he collected another fiver and never came back.

Well, she looked out the other day and saw a different chap cleaning her windows.

She went out to ask him what he was doing.

“I’m cleaning your windows.”

“I never asked you to.”

“No, your neighbour said you wanted them cleaned.”

Obviously returning the favour of the phantom washer.

“Oh thanks.”

“That’s OK, you owe me for three weeks.”

I thought I’d bring you up to date with the good news.

It’s now Kirsty of ‘Sparkly Windows’ Berry Brow.

Wilf's autobiography to the age of 11, calledŠMy Best Cellar, can be purchased at Waterstones or via his website www.wilflunn.com