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Denis Kilcommons: How the other half live Mar 16 2010

1 TAMARA ECCLESTONE (pictured), daughter of billionaire Bernie, the Formula One chief, lives in a £2m mansion that he bought her. Oh yes, he also gives her £100,000 a year. Which is nice.Read

Denis Kilcommons: Another Yorkshire joke Mar 16 2010

ANOTHER Yorkshire joke. This one about the young couple who wanted to buy an old rectory in the Dales.Read

Denis Kilcommons: Biggest celebration of St Patrick’s Day Mar 16 2010

THE river in Chicago will be green this week. Americans will be celebrating St Patrick’s Day harder than anywhere else in the world.Read

Denis: Skills of the Big Mac Mar 15 2010

THE last time I mentioned McDonald’s I got a strange letter suggesting my political leanings must be close to those of international war criminal Pol Pot.Read

Deniss: I’ve spend just an hour in another world Mar 15 2010

I’VE just spent the last hour in an alternative world. And no, I haven’t been at the Valium or the Tetley bitter.Read

Denis: Lottery winner Mar 15 2010

EXCITING news, the email said. Your Euro lottery ticket is a winner!Read

Denis: Women who have a new wardrobe sale or return plan Mar 12 2010

THERE are ladies in America who make a career of returning clothes they buy from stores after wearing them only once.Read

Denis: Could this be your grandad? Mar 12 2010

HAS anybody lost a grandad? Or a great-grandad, come to that.Read

Denis: Man’s talk that could put me on the couch Mar 12 2010

COLLEAGUE Hazel Etienne sent me the following set of Man Rules. I don’t know why they amused her; they sound perfectly reasonable to me. Here's a shortened version:Read

Denis: Ouija is a load of baloney Mar 12 2010

I MENTIONED a ouija board the other day.Read

Denis: Iconic adverts we can’t forget Mar 09 2010

THERE we were, standing round the bar talking about old television adverts, like you do.Read

Denis: Heard the one about Yorkshire? Mar 09 2010

PETE Foster was amused by the recent spate of Yorkshire jokes that readers have been submitting.Read

Denis: Recycling on the Olympic scale Mar 09 2010

THAT voyage of discovery I undertook, trying to discover maritime connections with the board rooms of Colne Valley mills, produced a lot of fascinating facts.Read

Denis: What’s the problem? Mar 08 2010

THERE is a bit of a to-do about closing down 6Music, a radio station on the BBC.Read

Denis: How to buy a spirit in a bottle Mar 08 2010

YOU can buy just about anything on the internet.Read

Denis: Britney and an egg sandwich Mar 08 2010

IF you think selling ghosts is daft, items just as bizarre have been sold on the internet before.Read

Denis: Store idea divorced from reality Mar 05 2010

TOP store Debenhams has launched a divorce list.Read

Denis: Too much overseas aid Mar 05 2010

ONE of the funniest newspaper cartoons I have seen recently was that of a bloke taking a street poll and asking a man passing by: “If there were an election tomorrow – how would you spoil your ballot paper?”Read

Denis: Your direct line to the Lord Mar 05 2010

CATHOLICS in France can now pick up the telephone and, for 31p per minute, confess their sins.Read

Denis: Tyke route to domestic bliss Mar 02 2010

I KEEP getting sent Yorkshire gags. Here's one from Phil Gale of Emley.Read

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