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Mouths of babes...
Nov 26 2007 by Denis Kilcommons, Huddersfield Daily Examiner
A SMALL boy was sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later came the cry: “D-a-a-d.”
“What?”
“I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No, You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “D-a-a-a-d.”
“WHAT?”
“I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO. If you ask again, I'll have to smack you.”
Five minutes later: D-a-a-a-a-d.”
'WHAT?'
“When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?”
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