Denis: That’s worth a packet

Oct 7 2008 by Our Correspondent, Huddersfield Daily Examiner

DID you hear about the bloke who went into the pub and asked for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps?

“Sorry,” said the barman. “We don't have any helicopter crisps. We only have plane.”

(Boom, boom).

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