Denis: Official: Men are useless

Jul 10 2009 By Denis Kilcommons

SCIENTISTS in Newcastle, of all places, have created sperm in a test tube and so it will not be long before men will have outlived their usefulness and no longer be required.

Women will take over the world.

It was only a matter of time before this breakthrough had to happen, because men are losing their virility and becoming infertile.

And let’s face it, women have been saying for years they don’t know why they put up with us.

They are as intelligent as men and far better at multi tasking - ask any mother who has a job, two kids and a husband to look after.

Once procreation has been sorted out, blokes will be redundant.

The revolution will happen gradually. With test tube choice, mums-to-be will be able to choose to have only girls and men will slowly fade away.

Tubes will be labelled with characteristics, attributes and abilities.

“I’ll have the one with dark hair, brown eyes and a tendency for accounting. That’s right, the one on the top shelf to the left.”

Eventually, when the scientific world is dominated by women, they will invent robots to do the manual work.