John: joke about vampire bats

Oct 22 2009 By John Avison

BILLY the vampire bat flies into the roost with his nose and mouth covered in blood.

All the other bats excitedly ask him where he got it from.

"Follow me," he says, and leads them all off flapping deep into the forest.

"See that big tree over there?" he asks.

"Yes?"

"Well I didn’t!" says Billy.