Updated 9:45am 3 June 2012

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Wilf: In a pickle over eggs

WHILE coming home from town on the bus my wife Liz made a pointed remark.Read

Wilf: Lament to the coffee crème

IN the 1950s I remember standing outside our house on Capel Street hill with a lad who informed me proudly that his brother had come home on leave from the army and had brought his mother a box of chocolates.Read

Wilf: Brothers in arms

BACK in 1992 I did a Jonathan Ross series with roving reporter Fiona Armstrong.Read

Wilf: It makes you think

WHEN I was a kid we didn’t need to be told, but they still had a sign on the buses which stated ‘Children please vacate your seat if adult passengers are standing’ – or words to that effect.Read

Wilf: The missing tea towels

BEFORE Christmas I mentioned the tea towel shortage due to young shepherds in the nativity plays not bringing their head dresses back home.Read

Wilf: The lost chord? It’s called responsibility.

AFTER a weekend away a young chap arrived home to find his complete brand new kitchen had been ripped out and stolen.Read

Wilf: No rhyme nor reason for festive foliage fear

I’M glad to say that this year I’ve done my bit saving the nation’s health. Read

Wilf: You must be winding up my radio-controlled penguin

My current book is also a warning book. It’s for children.Read

No rhyme nor reason for festive foliage fear

I’M glad to say that this year I’ve done my bit saving the nation’s health.Read

Wilf: The light fantastic

I SEE Patrick Stewart has switched on some Christmas lights and so has Derek Ibbotson.Read

Wilf: Don’t be cross – it’s a dagger made of bricks

Early one morning recently, I was going up the hill to the doctors.Read

Wilf: Wilf’s Christmas gifts: All present and incorrect

When my kids were little I didn’t ask my son Dicky what he wanted for Christmas.Read

Wilf Lunn: Hair today and gone tomorrow

IN Northamptonshire they were puzzled by a shoplifter who only stole Marmite.Read

Wilf Lunn : In search of the plastic opener

REGARDING my last week’s piece on mouth gags or mouth openers I was contacted by Mr James Shaw who for many years was Chief Instructor in Dental Technology at Leeds Dental school.Read

Wilf Lunn: Uses for a straight cucumber!

DID you see Q.I with Stephen Fry the other night?Read

Wil Lunn:Why she’d got me on the show was strange

WHILE I was exhibiting my cycles many years ago in London, I appeared on Late Night Line Up with Joan Bakewell.Read

Wilf Lunn: Lunch and auction provided help for heroes

LIZ and I were invited to the Help for Heroes – an excellent lunch and auction at the Holme Valley Lodge, Holmfirth.Read

Wilf: Appeal of a warhorse with a wooden leg!

ON our way to see the stage play Warhorse, we were approached by a chap who said: "Have you got twenty pence on you ?"Read

Wilf: Now there’s Sparkly Windows in Berry Brow

REMEMBER Kirsty of ‘Dirty Windows’, Berry Brow?Read