COMEDY Cellar is but a few weeks away and you could be there free-of-charge thanks to Fresh’s comedy caption competition.

To win two complimentary tickets just come up with your wittiest one-liner to the adjacent picture and email it to nick@examiner.co.uk by August 4.

This month’s event features former Comedy Cellar resident compere Dave Williams, top newcomer Joseph Wilson and MC – Anthony J Brown.

Williams, who compered the monthly night from 2004 to 2006, returns having had his 2006 show 24-Hour Latte People featured in the Manchester Comedy Festival and regular slots at Jongleurs, The Comedy Store and the Edinburgh Fringe.

Wilson, a 2008 Chortle Student Comedy Awards and 2009 Paramount Comedy On Tap Funniest Student 2009 finalist, has won plaudits for his flair for impersonation and uncanny knack for creating rib-ticklingly bizarre material.

Comedy Cellar is at the Lawrence Batley Theatre on Thursday, August 12, (7.00pm, show starts at 8.00)

Tickets £9/7, concs NUS - £5. Box office: 01484 430528