WALLY was 72 years old and sitting by the side of the canal fishing when a frog hopped up to him and said: “Pick me up.”

“Are you talking to me?” Wally asked.

“Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. All your friends will be envious and jealous because I’ll be your bride.”

Wally looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said: “Didn’t you hear what I said? Kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride.”

Wally opened his pocket, looked down at the frog and said: “Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”