FIONA Worrall had a smile when she read the piece about silly names and Mrs Whoopi Cushing.

“I thought you might be interested and amused to hear that as a little girl I was always intrigued by another student at my piano teacher’s house whose name was Crystal C. Lear. She would never, ever divulge her middle name, no matter how much we asked. So I waited until the piano examination results came out and took a sneaky peak at her exam certificate which read: Crystal Chanda Lear!”