THE things kids write at school. More humorous anecdotes about exam answers given by the very much younger generation:
History: In wartime children had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Maths: The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls Santa on his slay.
History: Sometimes in the war they take prisoners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisoners are put in consterpation camps.
Religious studies: I asked my mum why we say old men at the end of prayers. I don’t know any old men except for grandpa.
Careers: I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
Maths: If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.
Drama: In last year’s Christmas concert Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
Science: Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air they can also hoover.
Geography: In geography we learn that countries with sea round them are islands and ones without sea are incontinents.
