IMPORTANT questions often asked during pregnancy:

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

A: If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and is so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: How long is the average woman in labour?

A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: Does pregnancy cause haemorrhoids?

A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.