DID you hear about the young couple who went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and ordered the Chicken Surprise?

The meal was served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rose slightly and she briefly saw two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slammed back down.

“Good grief, did you see that?” she asked her husband.

He reached towards the pot and again the lid rose and he saw two little eyes looking around before it slammed down.

Rather perturbed, he called the waiter and demanded an explanation.

“What did you order?” asked the waiter.

“Chicken Surprise.”

“I’m so sorry,” said the waiter. “I brought you Peeking Duck.”