ONLY catwalk models change faster, but I wondered if a Tory spokesman could bring us up to speed on their latest policies for dealing with local juvenile crime.
Centres for knife-throwing excellence and a marksmanship range for automatic handguns have already been suggested.
These ideas will surely attract more votes from the growing swathes of hoodies than David Cameron’s first proposals for hugging venues.
I must appeal to the Tory sense of reason (and in the interest of striking a political balance), that they also provide free personal injury lawyers for the rest of us.
Dr M T Gray