Oh well, there’s always the next poll

MATT Damon, I see, was voted the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine in America.

So, snubbed again.

I’m getting used to it whenever any of these polls are published for Best Looking, Sexiest, Coolest Voice, Finest Six Pack, Most Masculine Male. I never get a mention.

Same goes whenever the Queen announces an honours list. My name? Always missing despite other people becoming dames, sirs, lords or getting MBEs for services to street cleaning in Luton and bus driving in Bradford.

Am I being overlooked or is it something more sinister?

Maybe I should have my own poll to find the Best Looking Bloke Who Lives At Our House?

Even then I wouldn’t be nailed on to win. I would probably come second to our cat Oscar.

Matt Damon I missed out again