AFTER the farce over the Olympic countdown clock can we expect to hear the following next year.
And now we go live to the 100 metres final at London’s 2012 Olympics.
And we join the commentator ... ‘Jamaican star Usain Bolt is looking relaxed in his blocks as he prepares for yet another assault on the world record.
‘The starter gun is raised and Bolt streaks effortlessly ahead of the rest of the field and amazingly he has finished the race in a new world best time of 7.27 seconds ... oh hold on my official London Olympics 2012 Omega sponsored top of the range stop watch appears to have stopped!’
Well at least with the Olympics being held in London if we want to know the time we can always ask a policeman.