1) Nothing good ever happens
That's the Tour de France speeding through Ainley Top, by the way
2) Everyone is boring
3) There's Town and the Giants, but that's it for sport
4) Nobody thinks of others
That's a volunteer caring for hedgehogs at Oggles rescue and rehabilitation.
5) It's run down, ugly and dirty
6) There's nothing to do
7) All the shops are rubbish
8) University students are a blight on the town
9) The arts scene is rubbish
10) The town centre is dead
11) Different cultures don't mix
12) And decent food and drink? Forget it.