INSIDE every human, maybe even the Dalai Lama, is the desire for something so unhealthy it’s almost evil.

Be it Scotch whisky, 4x4s or Bruce Forsyth, what we really want is something really, really bad for us.

From the depths of fast food hell comes Burger King’s Angry Double Whopper – a double burger with jalapeños and salsa.

Don’t let the ceremonial dusting of salad deceive you; this wanton offering packs in a well ... whopping 1012 calories and 63g of fat.

Add some fries, which taste more of oil than potato, and your soul is in serious trouble.

OK, so salad is virtuous and healthy but everyone knows healthy equals austerity. The Angry Whopper burns salad’s bum in Satan’s hollow and the result is fiendishly enjoyable.