My boys Bradford (Park Avenue) are already back with a 100% record from our jaunt to Spain.

Two games, two wins, seven goals for, one against. So we weren’t up again Torres or Fabregas, but wins are wins against the European champions, and the only blemish was our goalkeeper Jon Worsnop stubbing his big toe as he leapt off the owner’s yacht.

Big Bob is our Abramovich. I don’t think it’s us that have signed Deco and are lining up Kaka, but he’s splashed out big time this summer, so Macclesfield had better watch out when we take them on this Saturday.