HI, it’s Jammer here.
This week’s article is all about the goss as our on-field form leaves a lot to be desired.
While we seem to be in a slump, we’ve played two of the most talented teams player-wise and, added with our poor performances, we were on the end of a couple of hidings.
We’ll look to get back on track in an action-filled weekend up in Scotland.
Now onto the inside mail from the Giants, and while my good mate Kevin Brown, pictured, has decided to take a shot at me in the Daily Sport saying I’m in love with a young lass from town, he couldn’t be further from the truth!
The young woman in question is a good friend of mine named Olivia Sweeney, and for all you Giants fans she works in Boot’s in town, so go get some make-up off her and she’ll charm you into buying the store.
Kev, in the meantime, has resorted to gossip tabloids for his journalism, thus showing the truth of his intelligence as he stoops to hearsay and conjecture to get a story.
And while many believe Kev is growing his hair for a bet, the actual truth is he’s trying his best to hide his receding hairline and doesn’t want to be associated with the coaching staff!
Kev also seems to have found an ally at training in our conditioner Mark ‘Bumper’ Andrews as they hatched a plan for me to look like a right idiot in front of head coach Nathan Brown, and how amusing he found it.
Well, boys, never attack the bloke in the team who writes an article for the paper, as I can let the public in on your embarrassing moments!
It’s a long season, boys, so stayed tuned readers for the juicy news to come in the forthcoming weeks!
IN other news, Liam Fulton is on the mend but the early morning starts with Evander Holyfield look-alike Greg Brown are taking a toll.
I’ve found Liam to be bigger in his upper body from all the weights he’s been doing and that, my friends, is a miracle with his dogs body.
Finally, and in closing, a chimptorious craze has hit the Giants squad! Chimptorious you ask?
It’s a t-shirt brand Liam and myself started, and if you see some of the shirts around town being worn by the boys, give us some feedback as they will be available to the public shortly.