HI, it’s Jammer here.
How quick the year has come back around! It’s that time again, the time to let all the inside mail out and let those Giants fans inside the team for some insight.
Before I get started, though, a quick mention on the rugby league side of things.
We’ve made a pretty good start and, although there’s a lot of improvement left in us, the new signings have been outstanding and the younger boys have stepped up, making the team balanced with youth and experience.
You’ve heard me say this before, but the work put in with the young lads is starting to show, and I think we have the best batch of young players in Super League with the likes of Leroy Cudjoe, Michael Lawrence, Larne Patrick, Shaun Lunt and young Kyle Wood.
I look forward to 2010 and I’m sure you all feel the same.
Anyway, this week we’re going to focus our attention on one Shaun Lunt, the shark-toothed Cumbrian with a big future and even bigger dreams and aspirations.
Dreams you say? Yes dreams, that’s exactly what they are after Shaun was so kind to fill us in on his five-year plan, which sounds more like a modern day Cinderella story to me!
Shaun has dreams to one day play in the Australian NRL and become a celebrity Down Under, therefore shooting him into Australia’s A-list scene, somehow connecting him with a celebrity girlfriend, a Home and Away actress being his preference.
He will than become the David Beckham of rugby league, with him and his girlfriend snapped regularly by the paparazzi.
The plot then thickens as he winds down from playing and finds a new passion – acting!
His leading lady has convinced Shaun to move into the film industry, and move he does in leaps in bounds, leaving the shy, big-toothed kid from Cockermouth in LA LA land Hollywood.
Wow what a life! Now, like I said, this all came from Shaun himself, and if he pulls this off I’ll personally bow down to him. I guess that’s why the call them dreams, hey, Lunty.
But before Shaun makes the big time he may have to have his teeth done as he would only be fit to play the shark in jaws or the actual predator out the movie Predator.
However, if you see Shaun in the streets or at games he would like to be called Hollywood Lunty from now
In other related Giants news, there seems to be a nuclear disaster around poor Luke Robinson’s mouth.
He has a few battle wounds in the form of cold sores and other unidentified molecules forming a meeting place.
Nathan Brown has quarantined him for the week, but he’ll be right for tomorrow.
Before I go, a quick congratulations to (assistant conditioner) Greg Brown and Marie Ellershaw on the birth of baby Kasen and Paul Whatuira and Venessa Almond on the birth of beautiful girl Gabrielle.
With all these babies around, the stands are starting to look like a kindergarten!